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A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.

Smile! Things can only get worse.

Gargling twice daily is a good way to see if your neck leaks.

Note to mothers: when diapering your babies, don't do anything rash.

Hasty schizophrenics do things in a lickity split way.

Sado-necro-bestiality is beating a dead horse.

Middle Age: Halfway between adolescence and obsolescence!

He who hesitates is last.

A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.

Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.

Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.

Friction is a drag.

What fools these morals be!

Wernher von Braun settled for a V-2 when he coulda had a V-8.

Blame Saint Andreas - it's all his fault.

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

A man's best friend is his dogma.

I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your right to tell 
such LIES!

Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Please keep your hands off the secretary's reproducing equipment.

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Alex Haley was adopted!

He who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut.

Gravity brings me down.

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